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• + 20° – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them)
• + 15° – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them)
• + 10° – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers
• + 5° – You can see your own breathing. Italians cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows
• 0° – Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens
• -5° – French cars don’t start
• -10° – You’re planning a vacation to Australia
• – 15° – Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters
• – 18° – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic
• – 20° – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves
• – 25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead
• – 30° – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas
• – 35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start
• – 40° – You’re planning a 2 week hot bath. Swedish cars don’t start
• – 42° – Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street
• – 45° – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless
• – 50° – Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom
• – 60° – White bears start moving south
• – 70° – The hell froze
• – 73° – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats
• – 80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
• – 114° – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy
• – 273° – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots
• – 295° – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion