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Temperaturile extreme si omenirea

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  • + 20° – Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them)
  • + 15° – Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them)
  • + 10° – Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers
  • + 5° – You can see your own breathing. Italians cars don’t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows
  • 0° – Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens
  • -5° – French cars don’t start
  • -10° – You’re planning a vacation to Australia
  • – 15° – Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters
  • – 18° – New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic
  • – 20° – American cars don’t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves
  • – 25° – German cars don’t start. Hawaiians are dead
  • – 30° – Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas
  • – 35° – Too cold to think. Japanese cars don’t start
  • – 40° – You’re planning a 2 week hot bath. Swedish cars don’t start
  • – 42° – Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street
  • – 45° – All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless
  • – 50° – Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom
  • – 60° – White bears start moving south
  • – 70° – The hell froze
  • – 73° – Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats
  • – 80° – Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets
  • – 114° – Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy
  • – 273° – Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots
  • – 295° – 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion